Oh, and this month’s routine is based entirely on body weight – no need for dumbbells or weight plates, but you will need a pull up bar.

Here’s the basics for this month: There are four total workouts, and they are each designated by a card suite. So you’ll begin your Lazy Bum Fitness session by drawing one card, and the suite of that card will determine the day’s workout. (NOTE: Do not perform the same workout two days in a row! Draw again if you get the same suite you drew the day before).

Here are the routines. I’ll explain a little bit more about each on further down.

Hearts Workout

• Hearts: Burpees
• Diamonds: Plyometric Push Ups
• Spades: Squat Jumps
• Clubs: Bicycles

Monthly Goal: 250 reps for each exercise.

Diamonds Workout

• Hearts: Push Ups
• Diamonds: Dips
• Spades: Plank Twists (from Push Up Position)
• Clubs: Crunches

Monthly Goal: 250 reps for each exercise.

Spades Workout

• Hearts: Pull Ups
• Diamonds: Chin Ups
• Spades: Supermans
• Clubs: Hanging Knee Twists

Monthly Goal: 250 reps for each exercise.

NOTE: If you struggle with pull ups and chin ups, just perform one rep per set regardless of the card value. In this case, the goal for these exercises is 35 total reps each.

Clubs Workout

• Hearts: Squats
• Diamonds: One-Leg Squats – Right Leg
• Spades: One-Leg Squats – Left Leg
• Clubs: Lying Leg Raises

Monthly Goal: 250 reps for each exercise.

NOTE: For information about one-leg squats, see the bottom of this post.

Instructions

You’ve probably noticed that each workout has a prescribed group of exercises, which is a deviation from the normal Lazy Bum Fitness routine (to learn more about the usual Lazy Bum Fitness routine, read the How-To page). This month you’ll know exactly what four exercises you’ll be performing based on the workout you draw, rather than drawing for the exercises individually.

Here’s How It Works:

1. Draw a random card from the deck. The suite of that card determines which workout you’ll perform (don’t worry about the face value at this stage). If you draw the same workout you performed last time, redraw – don’t repeat the same workout back-to-back.
2. Now that you’re ready to perform the workout, draw a card. The suite determines the exercise you’ll perform, and the face value indicates the amount of reps (Face Cards are worth 10, and Aces are worth 11).
3. Repeat Step 2 until you’ve gone through 20 cards.
4. Record your results.
5. If you meet or exceed the month’s goal for any given exercise, don’t perform the exercise for the rest of the month, even if you draw it again. Instead, draw again until you get a card that corresponds to an exercise that hasn’t met it’s goal.
6. If you meet or exceed the month’s goal for every exercise in an entire workout, take a break when you draw it again (in Step 1). That’s right – a DAY OFF!

There you have it, this month’s Lazy Bum Fitness routine. Don’t forget to check with you doctor before beginning any new fitness program, including Lazy Bum Fitness.

*Notes about One-Leg Squats:

There are two ways to perform these, the He-Man way, and the “everybody else” way. I’ll start with the He-Man way, but don’t get intimidated if it’s not for you…

The HARD way. Stand in a comfortable stance, then lift one of your legs straight ahead. Now that you’re balanced on just one leg, lower yourself so that your thigh is parallel to the ground and push yourself back up. This requires balance, flexibility and leg strength.

The EASIER way. Stand facing away from a chair or a bench, then put one of your feet on that bench (so that your elevated leg is behind you). Lower yourself until your non-elevated thigh is parallel to the ground, then push yourself back up. Generally speaking, the higher your foot is elevated, the more difficult the exercise.